ca. 2005 anno diaboli, 6 bold guys were asked by their swiss and greek friends to help them destroy the 12 olmypians.
we, for sure, did.

1. day: athens - oi to the swiss, oi to the greek, oi to satan and everybody sinz

the odyssey began on march the 23rd in the year 2005. the satanic trash-ska troopz (alakhai, ereshkigal, loki, the longiz, lord shizak & myself: rev666) gathered for the 'destroying greece' mission at stuttgart airport. the flight was ok and we already dropped some profane bombz on the churchez we passed on our flight.

after our arrival in athens we were welcomed by the swiss guys from welcome to the last millenium (incl. dom from trashcompost records), who arrived about 20 minutes before us, and a lot of greek guys. the whole situation was very confusing: so many people we have never seen before and everybody was talking english. we weren't really able to distinguish the swiss from the greek. we all went to various cars on the parking lot, which took us to our greek headquarter. some of the greek got a weird driving style...

the flat we were brought to, in halandri, was very cool: wtlm and us, slept there during our stay in athens. in the evening we went out and looked for something to eat, but we didn't have to look long, cause dimitris from playfalse records showed us the way. lord shizak stayed at home because he was sick, really sick. we already tried to find a solution, in case shizak couldn't sing. back at the flat we got to know the other guys and learned who's greek and who's swiss. the people were all cool and we had a fuckin great evening.

2. day: athens - 10 greek minutes and the show in athens

we got up at about 12pm and relaxed at the flat. we thought that we'll meet at the club at 6pm but we already had to go at about 2pm to do the soundcheck. those greek bastards told us something about a 10 minute walk - in the end it took about 35 minutes of walking and 10 minutes by metro... did i already mention that we had to take our instruments with us...? lord shizak was taken by car because he was still a sick fuck. the club was called 'an club' and it looked nice, but a bit too clean & shaven.

the festival, entitled "knock out fest", featured a lot of great bands like unbreakable circle, plus dots, for what is worth, vodka juniors, dancehall satan and wtlm. unbreakable circle played their second show but the crowd celebrated them like local heroes. they danced to all the other bands but the climax was reached at the vodka juniors set, they're pretty famous in greece. when we played they didn't dance that much, but the reactions were still good. lord shizak acted like a real man: he took a pill against the temperature and screamed without caring for his sick throat. we had a few problems with strings, but this is nothing unusual to us... in fact, the crowd didn't get any bigger when wtlm started to play but they also kept them dancing. altogether it was great fun for all of us and so we started to burn some orthodox kidz.

3. day: thessaloniki - 500 greek meters and the squat show

we went to saloniki with a lot of people and a big bus at about 11 o'clock in the morning. 11 o'clock suckz. it took about 7 hours to get to saloniki and a lot of swearing about the fucking bloodhound gang tape which was pretty fucking annoying (you can't do that, can ya!?), but other than that, the ride was pretty nice, particularly the stops: about 45 punkrockers storming a roadhouse...

we arrived at dusk and got our stuff into the club. they had all kinds of pussy: wet pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy... the venue was called "street attack" and was run by some guys from a nearby squat, i guess. we went out to search for some food and the malakas told us, we'd have to walk 500 meters into the city, but it felt like we were marching to the fucking edge of the world.

the line-up this evening was: unbreakable circle, disharmonic, dancehall satan, wtlm, for what is worth, 925 and last but not least ass's 9 days (later we found out that those were the guys running the club). the club was pretty nice and not too clean and it also seemed to be a bit more "scene". good sound, cool people - everything you need. like always, we had some problems with the strings, it fucking suckz. but besides that, the show was very cool and we had great fun!

after all the bands were finished at around 4.30 in the morning with the wasted ekon, singer of u. c., getting lost in a hail of tinz, los greekos organized a place to sleep: it took some time but they rocked it. we slept at janis' place (drummer of ass's 9 days), a really nice guy who has to work all day (also on weekends), because he has to pay a fee of 500 euros for smashing cop carz.

4. day: thessaloniki - relaxing and burning the car

after waking up, we all gathered at some ruins in the city which seemed to be the place where all the punkz hang out. later that day, we went to somebodys home, where the others were watching soccer and we watched some porn on the local computer with the rest. we had a nice afternoon and longiz became ill and decided to stay in bed for the rest of the day.

in the evening we went to a show but we didn't even see the band, cause there were too much people in and in front of the club. later on, there were some rumours about riots and cops coming up, so we decided to take out our ak47z to kill some of 'em. there were riots, a burning car and a few burning trash cans but there were no piggies. we asked some people and they told us this nice story: since the polytechnic uprising in athens in 1973 against the regime, in which many students were killed, the police have been banned from entering university premises. that's the most useful law i've ever heard of!! the show took place at the university ground and so the police wasn't allowed to come and stop the show or something like that.

so there is the next nice story: the punks were waiting for the pigs and when the coppers marched up, they threw stonez and molotov cocktailz at them. then they ran back into the university ground to take some more stones and stuff and to recover from the tear gas. the police tried to catch some punks but they always had to stop at the fence and so they drew back to protect themselves from the stones and stuff. the rest of our crew went already back to street attack where we were supposed to meet the rest. but we dancehall satanistz didn't recognize that the others were already gone, so they started to become afraid that something happened to us. when we arrived at street attack, everything was easy again and the others were happy that they didn't have to search for our carcasses anymore. we slept again at janis' beautiful home.

5. day: thessaloniki - horror trip back to athens

after 3 refreshing hours of sleep we had to get our asses up, to go by bus into the city, just to realize that we have to walk another 500 greek meters (with all the luggage) to get to our meeting point where the big bus to athens already waited. now i was the one who became sick...
our journey took about 666 hours because of a fucked up traffic jam. traffic jams suck. but we tried to kill time with some greek bus pogo, painting sweet fudukis and some tetris battlez. we arrived at athens and walked to our home. i fell asleep, i guess the others killed christianz and raped some virginz.

6. day: athens - bed and sight seeing

i stayed in bed because i was still sick. with leda as city-guide, the others went to the akropolis and walked through athens to burn some churchez and stuff. the swiss guys had to fly back home but i guess dom went to italy to kill the pope... the greek family came to our home in the evening and we had a lot of fun, on the last day of our "destroying greece"-tour.

7. day: athens - home sweet alabama

after probably 2 hours of sleep our alarm clock told us to get up in the early fucking morning because our flight back home was scheduled to 8:50. we were all really tired and burned out but at least the flight back was better cause we had seats at the emergency exit with massive legroom, so we just leant back, and faster than we could've expected: we were back in bad old germany.

the whole trip to greece was really cool (although we were all ill from time to time) and we hope that this will be continued someday! we wanna say "hail satan" to all the people who organized the tour and helped us with everything,
see ya next time!